1 00:00:03,609 --> 00:00:08,070 Oh, my daughter's making a hot breakfast, and I don't see any pigs 2 00:00:08,070 --> 00:00:09,430 must be out of clean bowls for cereal. 3 00:00:10,770 --> 00:00:17,570 No, there are 15 bowls and 15 spoons, and I'm serving you your pancakes on a 4 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:18,570 -inch plate. 5 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:21,770 Oh, that's right. 6 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,570 Somebody's 15th birthday is coming up. 7 00:00:24,870 --> 00:00:26,130 Uncle Roscoe's dog. 8 00:00:27,830 --> 00:00:30,190 Remind me to send old Fatback a big old meaty bone. 9 00:00:31,730 --> 00:00:33,370 Daddy, on Saturday, Fatback... 10 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:36,060 be a dog, but I will be a woman. 11 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,900 I know it's your birthday. I was there when you were born, all right? I was 12 00:00:40,900 --> 00:00:42,460 unconscious most of the time, but I was there. 13 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:45,480 Hey, hey, my people. 14 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:48,600 Tell me, which one of these suits makes me look more like a male model? 15 00:00:51,540 --> 00:00:54,000 The one that comes with the new face and a huge bank account. 16 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,460 What's up, Dwayne? Got a court date? 17 00:00:57,980 --> 00:00:59,800 Yeah, I'm suing to have you sent back to Atlanta. 18 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:06,190 Now, After five long years of heartfelt correspondence, I am finally meeting the 19 00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:07,430 love of my life, Darla. 20 00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:10,030 Is that the woman you met on prisonpal .com? 21 00:01:12,510 --> 00:01:14,890 I thought you said she was still serving time for assault. 22 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:18,610 It is not her fault that the security guard that she tied up just happened to 23 00:01:18,610 --> 00:01:19,610 have a heart problem. 24 00:01:20,650 --> 00:01:24,170 The fact is that she's being paroled, and she's spending her first weekend 25 00:01:24,170 --> 00:01:25,230 me at my place. 26 00:01:25,530 --> 00:01:27,070 Oh, that's a good idea. 27 00:01:27,510 --> 00:01:30,210 After spending at your place, a halfway house won't seem so bad. 28 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:40,860 You can feel all by yourself But I have a partner But I can't trust no one else 29 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:44,440 So don't isolate yourself When there's nobody 30 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,640 I was born on Cinco de Mayo. 31 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:27,400 Thought I was Mexican till I was ten. 32 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:34,240 Well, Brie, you haven't seen anything compared to the birthday I'm planning 33 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,440 you this year. Ooh, can you give me a hint? 34 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,320 Let's just say it begins with fan and ends with tastic. 35 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,940 All right. 36 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:48,140 Ooh, it's a birthday envelope for Mom. 37 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:50,720 Oh, what do you know? Next day delivery from hell. 38 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:21,740 Men don't do up birthdays well. 39 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:23,140 Women do. 40 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:24,440 We're nurturers. 41 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,320 You all are takers. 42 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:31,780 Like your father, who's off on a fishing trip with his old war buddies, talking 43 00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:34,840 about how his cell phone doesn't get a signal on the lake. You know, I've 44 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,400 been... Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama. 45 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:38,180 My crisis? 46 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,660 Oh, sorry, baby. I just missed your dad. 47 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,340 But he does give me this weekend to spend with you and Brianna. Oh, I'm glad 48 00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:47,340 have you here, Mom. 49 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:49,810 And you can help me make Brianna's birthday special. 50 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:53,250 So what do you want to do, son? I want to put that mother she holds dear to 51 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:54,250 shame. 52 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:58,470 I wonder if there's a big Zane, a Mama Zane, or a Snoop Doggy Zane. 53 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:04,670 Hello? Hey, hey, SeaWorld. Yeah. How much would it cost for Shamu to give my 54 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:05,670 daughter a birthday ride? 55 00:04:07,530 --> 00:04:08,530 Hello? 56 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:12,250 So, Flex. 57 00:04:13,950 --> 00:04:14,950 What do you think? 58 00:04:15,210 --> 00:04:17,029 The suit is cool, but what's up with your hat? 59 00:04:18,019 --> 00:04:19,860 What's up with your hat? Shut up. 60 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:25,120 And I appreciate if you kept the sarcasm to a minimum when Darla gets here. Why, 61 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,140 what's she going to do, shank me? 62 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:30,380 And why is she coming here anyway? 63 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:34,720 To tell you the truth, I'm kind of nervous about meeting her. So I need you 64 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,720 me, man. 65 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:36,920 What if she rejects me? 66 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,820 And how is this different from every woman you've ever known? 67 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:44,060 Flex, I poured my heart and my soul into those letters. And she poured right 68 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:47,420 back. She knows my innermost secrets, and she still wants to meet me. 69 00:04:48,170 --> 00:04:50,790 She could be my soulmate. You mean cellmate. 70 00:04:52,010 --> 00:04:53,010 Shut up. 71 00:04:56,230 --> 00:04:59,410 Dwayne? Do I have the look of desperation on my face? 72 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,270 So you must be Dwayne. 73 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,810 Darla? 74 00:05:12,170 --> 00:05:17,210 Could I be staring into the eyes of my true love? 75 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,960 You're even better looking than your hair right. 76 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,560 You want to go down to the beach and take a stroll in the moonlight? 77 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,240 Yeah. 78 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:31,840 Oh, and then we can get our names tattooed on each other's butts. 79 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:36,020 First and last. 80 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:39,340 Okay, but we'll have to fit her on my right cheek. I don't want to cry out 81 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:40,340 Mama's name. 82 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:44,420 Hey, 83 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:47,180 you look familiar. 84 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,900 seeing my picture up at the post office. 85 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:56,500 Hello, Mr. Washington. 86 00:05:57,580 --> 00:05:59,400 I can't believe you actually called me. 87 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,640 I guess I'm going to be your son -in -law someday. You want to borrow me? 88 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:04,480 No, I just wanted to pick your brain. 89 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:07,620 Now, 90 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,380 look, you hang out with Brianna a lot, right? 91 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:13,740 Is there anything special I can surprise her with for her birthday? 92 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:15,960 I don't know. Lil' Zane's hard to top. 93 00:06:16,840 --> 00:06:18,880 Unless you have a private party with Lil' Zane. 94 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,860 A party with Lil' Zane? 95 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:23,780 That's a good idea, Arnaz. 96 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:28,080 Why don't I just hop on my magic carpet and go hand an invitation to him 97 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,080 personally? 98 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,540 I can get you Lil' Zane. How? 99 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,560 I'll ask my mama. 100 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:36,280 What is your mama going to do? 101 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:42,620 She's a backup singer for Mary J. Blige and Luther Vandross and some bigger 102 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:43,740 names. Too many to remember. 103 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:45,480 And she can hook me up. 104 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:49,360 Oh, yeah. She got Chaka Khan to sing my 13th birthday party. Really? Yeah. 105 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,000 Auntie Chaka was real cool. 106 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,900 She sang, I feel for you, and gave you a nice birthday spank. 107 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,700 Yeah. That was the day I became a man. 108 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:04,880 Wow. So your moms can definitely hook this up with Lil' Zane. No doubt. 109 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,260 But if I do this, I'm going to need a favor from you. I'm not pimping my 110 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:10,700 daughter. I would never be stupid enough to ask you to, sir. 111 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,200 But when that magical day does come, and I ask for your daughter's hand in 112 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,330 marriage, Just ask that you give us your blessing. 113 00:07:17,450 --> 00:07:21,470 Arnaz, if that day ever comes, I'll give you my blessing. 114 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:24,030 And then the locusts will devour the earth. 115 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:32,830 Lekwesi? 116 00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:38,550 Oh, I can't believe my baby's all grown up and wearing man panties. 117 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:43,530 Okay, Grandma, what do you think about these for the Luzerne concert? 118 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,130 Colorful. 119 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:47,090 Not too sexy. 120 00:07:47,470 --> 00:07:48,770 Oh, dang, I gotta go change. 121 00:07:49,090 --> 00:07:51,290 No. No, that's the good thing. 122 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:54,870 You think the girls who show their bosom are gonna get more attention than you 123 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:55,870 at the concert? 124 00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:57,790 Yes. 125 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:03,750 You're also gonna get a baby at 16, and if you make me a great -grandmother at 126 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:06,190 the tender age of 41, I'm gonna have to hurt you. 127 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:08,990 41? Hush, child. 128 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:14,520 We just want to look good for little Zane. We got front row seats. And he 129 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:19,080 pick us out of the crowd to come up and dance. And from there, the road to video 130 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,360 girl is already paved. 131 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:23,800 You keep aiming high, baby. 132 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:29,640 And as soon as we get that pimple off of Bree's face, everything will be 133 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 perfect. 134 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,220 After this thing, the tattoo wore off. Let's show them. 135 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:42,620 We have these made. 136 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,980 That's so junior high -ish. 137 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,660 Your daughter's been in and out of the joint since she was 13. 138 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:53,620 I went through puberty and solitaire. 139 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,700 By the way, where can I cut loose? 140 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,040 Third door on the left. 141 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:01,680 I miss you. 142 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:03,740 Prison talk. 143 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:04,780 Ain't she tender? 144 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:09,360 I love your jailhouse love. I got to get this party together for Brianna. 145 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:10,680 Lil' Zane's coming. 146 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:11,940 Oh, you got Lil' Zane? 147 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:16,520 I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I got a contact that assures me they can 148 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:19,580 get Lil' Zane. Besides, when have you ever known me not to get what I want? 149 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:20,680 That's what I'm saying. 150 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:22,520 My birthday's in March, and I want Prince. 151 00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:23,880 All right, the purple one himself. 152 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:28,500 Okay, why not put this blemish cream on my face? Is it working? Because I don't 153 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,680 feel like it's doing nothing but burning. 154 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:31,380 Kurt, it is not that bad. 155 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,620 But I sure am glad I don't have one. 156 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:37,680 Girl, now, pillows are good for you. They give your face a lot of character. 157 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:39,960 You're gonna have a lot of character. 158 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Danny, what do you think? 159 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:44,380 Sweetie, you're 15. 160 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,580 It's normal for you to have this. Ooh, that one is pulsing up and down like 161 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:48,580 Busta Rhymes. 162 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,480 I'm never listening to Grandma again. I hope y 'all know she's not 41. 163 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:00,560 Uh, Dwayne, where's your girlfriend? 164 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,320 She better not be cutting loose in my sink. 165 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:08,659 Hey, Mr. Washington. 166 00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:09,660 I was looking for Brianna. 167 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:12,660 Nope. Oh, nice. My man, my dog. 168 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,700 Hey, what you running off to, man? 169 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:18,380 Come on in. Sit down. Get comfortable, man. Lift your feet up. 170 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,400 So, can I get you something to drink? 171 00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:22,980 I'll take a fresca. 172 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:26,640 Smart man. Nothing beats the smooth citrus taste of a fresca. 173 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:31,840 So, speaking of Lil' Zane, your mama gonna hook me up? 174 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:33,820 Funny thing. 175 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:35,380 Lil' Zane said no. 176 00:10:37,810 --> 00:10:38,810 What do you mean he said no? 177 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,750 Actually, he didn't say no as much as my mom never talked to him. 178 00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:44,930 Boy, she couldn't reach him? 179 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:47,310 No. She doesn't know him. 180 00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:50,170 What are you talking about? 181 00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:54,590 Flex, the other day you were so desperate. I just wanted to help you, 182 00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:56,110 Brianna, and in turn help myself. 183 00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:57,910 What can I say, man? I'm a fool for love. 184 00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:01,090 I can't believe you lied to me. Get out of my house. Get out. 185 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:04,270 You know, technically this is your fault. If I have such a fine daughter, 186 00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:05,790 better get out of here before I tell anyone. 187 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:15,240 I can get a magic marker and draw three more zits on the other side, and it'll 188 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:16,240 look like you got freckles. 189 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,920 Hey, I hope you don't mind. I borrowed some of your fancy soaps. Soaps like 190 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:23,420 these will cost me my shoes and my self -respect in a joke. 191 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:31,200 Rihanna, you must be so excited. Now, darling, I can't wait to come to the 192 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,220 and meet Lil' Zane. 193 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:33,660 Lil' Zane? 194 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:34,980 Lil' Zane gonna be up in here? 195 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,280 Yeah, Lil' Zane's gonna be here at your party. 196 00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:52,680 I just found out I can't get Lil Xan. 197 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,820 Now Brianna's really gonna be disappointed. 198 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:58,200 Oh, yeah, she sure will, but does that mean you can't get Prince for me? 199 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,440 Ooh, 200 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,640 okay, two minutes till Lil Xan. 201 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:14,360 Bitchin'. Nope, clear as a bell. Your grandma's blemish cream really works. 202 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:19,420 Arnez, maybe her grandma knows of a deodorant that actually works for you. 203 00:12:23,229 --> 00:12:26,090 Maybe she can recommend something for those sideburns of yours, Elvis. 204 00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:29,870 It's baby hair. 205 00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:32,230 Like a little baby wolf. 206 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:36,610 Man, 207 00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:39,090 I haven't been backstage since I was a groupie for Grace Jones. 208 00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:40,910 Grace Jones? 209 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:44,110 Flex, it's something about bald -headed women. It's a whole different bald man. 210 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:47,990 Okay, look, those people have not returned my phone call, so we're going 211 00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:49,170 to do this the old -fashioned way. 212 00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:53,750 crash the party oh that's the little man himself yo little thing hey can i 213 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:59,230 holler at you for a minute i just went hey yo man i'm a little busy right now 214 00:12:59,230 --> 00:13:05,750 all right that's not love what am i supposed to do now huh brianna's 215 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:12,290 me dancers on stage now city of baltimore get out your seat let's give 216 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,250 Welcome to Lil' Zayn's world. 217 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,910 How y 'all feeling tonight? 218 00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:27,670 Oh, we're going to do it like this. 219 00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:32,070 All of you fans out there, I want y 'all to put your hands in the air like this. 220 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:34,450 And if y 'all know the words, I want y 'all to scream it loud. 221 00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:37,550 Worldwide. Check. I'm living like a special entity. 222 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:41,370 I'm making it way bigger than a mother catching another thief. I'm getting paid 223 00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:44,390 like a post -it. Y 'all want me to talk to y 'all, I'm over one in hand. You're 224 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:48,270 still close, too. I'm in position with the post -it. I write raps, make 225 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:49,159 like that. 226 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,940 I like that. I never was a rich man. What is your dad doing up there? 227 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:53,840 Girl, what do you think? 228 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:58,500 He's obviously got no daddy come to my party and then invited him to dance with 229 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,360 him. Girl, what they obviously homie. 230 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:06,480 Hey, hit the theme with the Sinead. You trying to do your thing tonight. 231 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:10,000 We throw chips like it's bingo night. Anything you like. Yo, 232 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,280 man, I'm paying to talk. I'm paying to dance. I'm dancing. 233 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,680 Speaking of dancing. 234 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,390 My daughter's having a birthday party, and there's going to be lots of it. So 235 00:14:20,390 --> 00:14:22,290 you think you're going to blow through? 236 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:24,790 You're that birthday stalker, aren't you? 237 00:14:25,170 --> 00:14:28,910 Yo, security, somebody get this fool off stage trying to steal my son. 238 00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:32,410 Hey, man, let's watch him. Let's watch him. 239 00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:42,810 We're sorry about that, man. Some loser stalker trying to get me to go to his 240 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:43,990 daughter's birthday party. 241 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,990 Yo, check this out. We're going to do it like this. That'll stop nothing. 242 00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:49,410 DJ, run it back one time. Come on, y 'all. 243 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:51,270 Hi, 244 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,610 sweetie. How was the concert? 245 00:14:56,890 --> 00:15:00,390 I couldn't see it. My eyes were burning with the tears of humiliation. 246 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,590 This has something to do with your father, doesn't it? 247 00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:07,150 My eyes burned like that for 18 years. 248 00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:22,550 Just let me explain. 249 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,230 I was just trying to get little Zane to come to your birthday party. 250 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:28,770 Then why did you tell me he was coming if he wasn't coming in the first place? 251 00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,770 Well, that's a long story. 252 00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:36,310 Look, I was just trying to do something wonderful for you like your mother did 253 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,470 in all those pictures I saw. 254 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,170 But I'm not in. 255 00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:45,130 Daddy, 256 00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:47,150 mom does good birthdays. 257 00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:55,480 You don't crown me like Mom does. You give me my space. 258 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:59,540 Oh, and if anybody can whip up a dinner out of old Halloween candy issues. 259 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,180 So, you're okay about not having Lil Xan at your party? 260 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,040 Come on, Daddy. 261 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:11,200 I mean, having Lil Xan at my birthday party would have been off the hook. 262 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,000 But thanks for trying. 263 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:15,480 You did the best you could. 264 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:20,580 You all right? 265 00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:25,630 Hug. 266 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:36,330 Oh, daddy, this party is off 267 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:37,149 the easy. 268 00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:38,990 Well, if I was in church, I would say hallelujah. 269 00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:44,610 Well, then I guess you don't need this to push it over the top. 270 00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:48,370 Tiffany's, I don't care what it is because I know it's expensive. 271 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:56,099 Thank you, baby. 272 00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,880 Your mama didn't buy you one like that, did she? No. Oh, good, good. 273 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,760 Bye. 274 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:02,580 Here's one for the photo album. 275 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:07,640 All right, baby, look, go on, enjoy the party, go with your friends, have fun. 276 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:08,859 Bye. 277 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:12,640 Bet you never dance like this in prison, huh? 278 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:18,300 Actually, if you want to get an extra blood and blood, sometimes you have to. 279 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:22,800 Better dance with it, girl. 280 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,350 I have something for you. 281 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:34,790 Now, before you open it, something I want to say. 282 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:36,650 I'm just going to put it out there. 283 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,870 No jokes, no coin lines. 284 00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:40,930 It's on your mind. 285 00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:44,190 Actually, it's not so much what's on my mind. 286 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,630 It's what's in. 287 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,860 harassing my people, stepping all over my dancers. 288 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,620 I figured any father that would stress me like this must really love his 289 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:14,620 daughter. 290 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,540 What's up, man? Thanks for showing up, Lil' Zane. 291 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,479 Hey, man. 292 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,300 Anything you ever need in the sports world, I got access to everything. 293 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,059 Oh, yeah? 294 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,580 Yeah. Can you give me Super Bowl tickets? 295 00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:26,260 I work on it. 296 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,820 Thank you, daddy. It's the best birthday I ever had. 297 00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:33,560 Aw, that was nothing, baby. But, uh, tell your mama, Lil' Zane's gonna be 298 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,620 to top. Heard that. 299 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,080 I'm saying if it's cool, I was going to do a little song. It's time for the 300 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:40,839 birthday girl. 301 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,840 Oh, that's me, that's me. Let's start the music up. 302 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,940 It takes two to make a thing go right. If I'm correct, then you single right. 303 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,460 But you trying to do your thing tonight. 304 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:54,200 I throw chips like it's bingo night. Anything you like. One night with me is 305 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,740 bound to change your life. Got the whole club blocked off. 306 00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:57,980 Pistachio popped off. 307 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,590 Baby, ho, this is the scenery, we're not bald. 308 00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:04,190 Look, mommy intent, dancing so close, looking like Siamese twins. 309 00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:07,830 Shorty, stay focused, keep your mind on me. Like you're rent, baby, you're 310 00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:08,830 behind on me. 311 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:41,670 Sir, we have reason to believe you're harboring a fugitive. 312 00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:47,110 What? Son, just go quietly. You've brought enough shame to this family. 313 00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:49,030 There she is. 314 00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:51,710 All right, Darla. 315 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:52,950 Let's go. 316 00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:55,050 Oh, wait, man. 317 00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:56,450 Unhand her, man. 318 00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:57,730 This is police brutality. 319 00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:59,190 I want your badge number. 320 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:02,390 You'll be writing parking tickets for the rest of your life. Out of the car! 321 00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:03,810 Out of the car! 322 00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:05,130 Out of the car! 323 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:08,150 I have a confession to make. 324 00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:11,280 I didn't actually get paroled. 325 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:12,740 I busted out. 326 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,420 I just had to see you. 327 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:18,860 You broke out of the big house just to be with me? 328 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,140 And I'd do it again. 329 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,520 All right, let's go. 330 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,720 Will you wait for me? 331 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,040 For 20 years? Oh, boom. 332 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:35,700 20 years is a long time. I mean, I'm still young and virile. 333 00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:38,390 was filled with temptresses. 334 00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:40,609 He'll be here. 335 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:41,610 Let's go. 336 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,320 Love you too, Netta.